I often refer to LinkedIn in my diary entries. I think it shows both the best and the worst of conveyancing. But I saw a post this week and I have to share some of it with you. So thank you to the author – you have full credit from me for what I am about to share – conveyancing jokes.
Up to this point, one of the funniest conveyancing things is when a client calls and tells you that they have been asked to swear a document. Cue evil thoughts about what you could tell them that this entails – such as holding up a document and asking them to shout rude words at it – but we are all far too professional to do that!
I have not set out all of the jokes but if you are connected to that solicitor, you will already have seen them but here are two jokes to start the week:
Why are conveyancers always cold?
Because they are constantly dealing with ‘Drafts’
Why did everyone attend the conveyancer’s celebration?
Because a ‘party notice’ was served
Please add your own!
This is written by a real high street conveyancer who wishes to remain anonymous. Read more in Today’s Conveyancer every week.
3 responses
Q: What’s a conveyancer’s favourite drink?
A: Proper tea!
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I can think of plenty of firms whose conveyancing attempts are a complete joke!!